February 2012
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
pedohazard:
if you didnt have a year 7 emo stage then you have no life
jocelynseip:
the intense fear that comes from hearing the song that is your alarm tone when you’re listening to your ipod on shuffle
SO MUCH FEAR
my general attitude today goes as follows
unless you’ve been really good to me like i have been to you, then chances are i don’t give one single iota of a fuck about you
there are like a total of fifteen people who i care about today
“THANK SWEET FICTIONAL JESUS Y E S”
– Katie is the absolute best kind of person. (via ruby-teenagedoom)
beyoncebeytwice:
if you dont like jojo then you need to leave (get out) my blog
Carl Barron: I reckon the Australian language is a nationally smart-ass language. You ask someone how they are in Australia, they don't tell you how they are, they tell you how they're not, and you gotta guess the rest.
: G'day mate how are ya goin'? Not bad.
: What have you been up to? Not much
: How much was that? Oh wasn't cheap
: Where is this place? Oh it's not far
: When are we going? Not long now
“I read my books at night, like that, under the quilt with the overheated reading...”
– Charles Bukowski
asian-girlfriend:
roses are red
violets are blue
let’s have sex
hnnahno:
i will write my feelings in a book and not on the internet
i will write my feelings in a book and not on the
internet
i will write my feelings in a book and not on
the
internet
i will write
my feelings
in a book
and not
on the
internet
sincethefirstyear:
tears stream down on your face when you hit help center instead of inbox
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“Why?”
“Because I said so”
Good one mum you should be a lawyer.
peachypuke:
my hand held showerhead is my valentine
tbh
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt
)
The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns N' Roses: She's got a smile it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories, where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face, she takes me away to that special place...
Bob Dylan: Why wait any longer for the world to begin, You can have your cake and eat it too, Why wait any longer for the one you love. When he’s standing in front of you
Tool: I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
brandnewswastikas:
My virginity was (Taken with instagram)
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people on the internet: you're perfect
people in real life: you're perfect
me when i look in the mirror: you're perfect
sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
ruby-teenagedoom:
Oh, I want a cigarette soooo bad.
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fussyfangs:
tumblr i am glad that we can all agree that chris brown’s actions were inexcusable
now if you could start applying the same critical spirit to your favorite white dudes that would be great
ben roethlisberger
julian assange
woody allen
kelsey grammer
roman polanski
elvis
nicolas cage
charlie sheen
gary oldman
mel gibson
bill murray
eminem
sean...
“If you’ll note, he has not been on the Grammys for the past few years and it may...”
– Grammy Executive Producer Ken Ehrlich, confirming Chris Brown’s appearance on tonight’s show.
Let’s not mince words here. Ken, you weren’t “the victim” of shit. You were inconvenienced by the fact that a couple years ago, one of your performers committed felony assault by beating the absolute shit...
stephenell:
i’m literally disgusted and will be perplexed for the rest of my life as to how kanye west got more shit for stealing a microphone from taylor swift than chris brown has ever gotten for beating the shit out of rihanna
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bethstolemymeetandgreet:
i hope I’m reincarnated as a koala bear so i can meet band members
teacher: have a nice weekend
me: don't tell me what to do
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
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julesisajailbaitslut:
roses can suck my dick
violets can suck my dick
you can also suck my dick
SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS, SHE'S A...
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girls say, boys say: hey baby hey baby hey
